Driving some of the residents into town...
Male resident to female resident: "You want to kiss me and hug me, baby?"
Female resident: "Shut up!"
Me: "That's sexual harassment. If she doesn't like it, don't talk to her like that. OK?"
Male resident: "WHAT!? We're friends! It's OK!"
Me: "Well [other male resident] is also your friend. Would you ask him that?"
Male resident looking at other male resident: "Sure. I always do!"
Other male resident: "Don't bring me into this!"
Male resident: "Well fine! Then can we go to Target after this?"
Me: "No, we have to be back in ten minutes."
Male resident: "WHAT?! C'mon, it was my birthday! Please?"
Me: "Oh yea, what day is your birthday???"
Male resident: "April 17th."
Me: "That's not even close!"
Male resident: "Well lets go to McDonald's." to female resident: "Tell him you want to go to McDonald's too so we can go! I'll buy you a strawberry shake, baby."
Me: "Hey, what did I say?"
Male resident: "Damn it! Will you stop harassing me!"